{"title":"🥾 Catalog","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"hiking-to-tomorrow-tee-shirt","title":"Hiking to Tomorrow Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":52945136517434,"sku":"26464795014199980619","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":52945136910650,"sku":"14278444375360615811","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":52945137303866,"sku":"23852367317042493718","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52945137697082,"sku":"15693618079230711882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52945138090298,"sku":"20509384998244214550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52948848836922,"sku":"32355045109596804650","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52948848869690,"sku":"24344668783066636400","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":52948848902458,"sku":"14340319868397536999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":52948848935226,"sku":"40144230282578334222","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":52948848967994,"sku":"32168259781514718009","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":52948849000762,"sku":"25876298779746325981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 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after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). 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This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52984875123002,"sku":"24588195748216684613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52984875417914,"sku":"80020471378593817638","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52984875712826,"sku":"14257648584863537872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52984876007738,"sku":"18176080427349225147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52984876302650,"sku":"24431204847779960479","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52984876597562,"sku":"73012060718922640615","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 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Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52984890851642,"sku":"31041380587333916571","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52984891212090,"sku":"72069916088302381385","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52984891572538,"sku":"24679766055991260475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52984891932986,"sku":"11641048695974282138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52984892293434,"sku":"14303183956838526696","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52984892653882,"sku":"26086368130697247911","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52984890949946,"sku":"94195446817503009742","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52984891310394,"sku":"11776596159242960452","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52984891670842,"sku":"34006115656510291531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52984892031290,"sku":"26297607446288919539","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52984892391738,"sku":"10504716283740493295","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52984892752186,"sku":"16869129117029080671","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":52984890982714,"sku":"16171179675097268130","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":52984891343162,"sku":"26952612470940851020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":52984891703610,"sku":"11985513845401285410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":52984892064058,"sku":"11293817272147250891","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":52984892424506,"sku":"13199610136533954005","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":52984892784954,"sku":"11800265830401806317","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":52984891081018,"sku":"85405653808787063690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":52984891441466,"sku":"12755114133302604857","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":52984891801914,"sku":"11788174418155172810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":52984892162362,"sku":"12157025248485338156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":52984892522810,"sku":"20385604171102384827","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":52984892883258,"sku":"33687141524190612274","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Grab_your_Boots_-_Navy.png?v=1772137357"},{"product_id":"no-rush-just-miles-tee-shirt","title":"No Rush, Just Miles Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":52988696559930,"sku":"92060489967162398319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":52988696658234,"sku":"65032348900444931747","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":52988696789306,"sku":"69298115322118410269","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":52988696887610,"sku":"19778794583494430082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":52988696985914,"sku":"28575869704820985283","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":52988696592698,"sku":"32993107618510558713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":52988696691002,"sku":"14427348559403980700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":52988696822074,"sku":"22026117198703604856","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":52988696920378,"sku":"19688403445003973439","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":52988697018682,"sku":"15186652798489898736","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":52988697051450,"sku":"21988247692411486388","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52988696756538,"sku":"13736222652862320855","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":52988696527162,"sku":"31899447775199729314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":52988696625466,"sku":"10209382768507948445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":52988696723770,"sku":"13917438696447953930","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52988696854842,"sku":"95730652130784672189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52988696953146,"sku":"26492191165966198824","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/4.png?v=1776914304"},{"product_id":"no-rush-tee-shirt","title":"No Rush Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52988713140538,"sku":"64150556438818318101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52988713500986,"sku":"28865083494508013085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52988713861434,"sku":"28296959136871824113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52988714221882,"sku":"83501022109805231625","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52988714582330,"sku":"18806356077454090322","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52988714942778,"sku":"11907997729080085978","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":52988713206074,"sku":"20858924402358892822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":52988713566522,"sku":"27848941642103178680","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":52988713926970,"sku":"65252122188551823249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":52988714287418,"sku":"19843478200534800011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":52988714647866,"sku":"42154018547540551741","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":52988715008314,"sku":"20447549069785100579","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":52988713238842,"sku":"22915419582728527663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":52988713599290,"sku":"32613836483975611063","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":52988713959738,"sku":"13361957010250499363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52988714320186,"sku":"32689321391726032672","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52988714680634,"sku":"41435094513158757923","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52988715041082,"sku":"11693117518027168249","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":52988713337146,"sku":"19159566153043196130","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":52988713697594,"sku":"10031912508521174108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":52988714058042,"sku":"16411968856699040505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52988714418490,"sku":"30343027043419142468","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52988714778938,"sku":"15320648752853727697","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52988715106618,"sku":"23172148605994758215","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/No_Rush_-_Navy.png?v=1772334508"},{"product_id":"follow-my-path-tee-shirt","title":"Follow My Trail Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53021804855610,"sku":"15132394625058251266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53021805150522,"sku":"18941765506332260776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53021805445434,"sku":"16102476285720430809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53021805740346,"sku":"60212217902556797165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53021806035258,"sku":"38416007877790000177","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53021806330170,"sku":"11948384026475518659","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53021804921146,"sku":"30763589403685532870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53021805216058,"sku":"97346607025558417833","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53021805510970,"sku":"18562276449038043437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53021805805882,"sku":"25381846982111280186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53021806100794,"sku":"26813350608479809896","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53021806395706,"sku":"18649459514418674432","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53021804757306,"sku":"71028369774159561127","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53021805052218,"sku":"10786512569203192261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53021805347130,"sku":"20347749270911659734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53021805642042,"sku":"31808381458164561340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53021805936954,"sku":"37701348127382308568","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53021806231866,"sku":"12979504544445371129","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":53021804888378,"sku":"28295450011269681515","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":53021805183290,"sku":"27339577182962002059","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":53021805478202,"sku":"30743294552748095655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":53021805773114,"sku":"28411479556835400558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":53021806068026,"sku":"39092462552342343413","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":53021806362938,"sku":"32421236011720480572","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Trail_Time_-_Sand.png?v=1772340223"},{"product_id":"retired-and-hiking-tee-shirt","title":"Retired and Hiking Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53026135408954,"sku":"60381062582713030404","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53026135441722,"sku":"13932107928636858512","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":53026135474490,"sku":"15247624104227759929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53026135540026,"sku":"18216703930924446967","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53026135703866,"sku":"18090464933910466099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53026135736634,"sku":"31525094043114503805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ M","offer_id":53026135769402,"sku":"33264721997068056731","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53026135834938,"sku":"26586603716164231216","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53026135998778,"sku":"14814751756957358464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53026136031546,"sku":"35607576276653995880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ L","offer_id":53026136064314,"sku":"18947378040354870274","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53026136129850,"sku":"17197537392358534339","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53026136293690,"sku":"41235540132903787542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53026136326458,"sku":"25903904985347566044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53026136359226,"sku":"26287016852012704055","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53026136424762,"sku":"19436443466809926633","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53026136588602,"sku":"23313559393717007957","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53026136621370,"sku":"10652019606697774126","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53026136654138,"sku":"17684968951006496720","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53026136719674,"sku":"20701610580333048310","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53026136883514,"sku":"29169153286460826332","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53026136916282,"sku":"10307852043069524444","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53026136949050,"sku":"25346548217019240918","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53026137014586,"sku":"22892564074678293984","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Sand_f28530f4-a12d-4f0c-a628-408b6a01c196.png?v=1772255095"},{"product_id":"retired-since-2026-tee-shirt","title":"Retired Since 2026 Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53028110369082,"sku":"23284706514471156355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53028110696762,"sku":"18241906488540074212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53028111155514,"sku":"78140805262371442637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53028111614266,"sku":"31150220508231997153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53028112073018,"sku":"31035962541210384549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028112531770,"sku":"16396835068170726263","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028112990522,"sku":"30230491634343610813","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53028110762298,"sku":"30369319461697986776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53028111221050,"sku":"24720548789331849808","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53028111679802,"sku":"11387217665831824343","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53028112138554,"sku":"24341144955946334383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028112597306,"sku":"24696142273753723362","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028113056058,"sku":"21013359975048422489","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53028110598458,"sku":"30190358213931550327","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53028111057210,"sku":"22548327718368326656","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53028111515962,"sku":"18958194306016835493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53028111974714,"sku":"24687252299020629730","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028112433466,"sku":"52399507024768035136","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028112892218,"sku":"66047906651954976230","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Navy_a66b6c89-8678-4ff7-a7f5-ba8b15843b18.png?v=1772163959"},{"product_id":"responsibility-ends-adventure-begins-tee-shirt","title":"Responsibility Ends Adventure Begins Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":53028189143354,"sku":"34008614990814268612","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":53028189536570,"sku":"13184434945823500245","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":53028189929786,"sku":"19991139634009307393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":53028190323002,"sku":"24403183485792453205","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028190716218,"sku":"35467492582953312381","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53028271194426,"sku":"10308827231260908657","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53028271554874,"sku":"15824338376349213491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53028271915322,"sku":"14719302485056853784","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53028272275770,"sku":"30239751316883023899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028272636218,"sku":"96434121076675530660","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028272996666,"sku":"33685243049912004437","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53028271391034,"sku":"71127554949855106436","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53028271751482,"sku":"64347892408515640726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53028272111930,"sku":"20446093981347654893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53028272472378,"sku":"25665047812893182177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028272832826,"sku":"30231964379979101189","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028273193274,"sku":"15537165371726752913","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53028271358266,"sku":"18120664395565279267","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53028271718714,"sku":"27013444227612827103","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53028272079162,"sku":"30172614772495701609","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53028272439610,"sku":"10021040939754784150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028272800058,"sku":"19607216943901598240","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028273160506,"sku":"85167103211433209535","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":53028271325498,"sku":"37169722680579928023","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":53028271685946,"sku":"73020056762608434106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":53028272046394,"sku":"92885276269758797188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":53028272406842,"sku":"29251761084206960681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028272767290,"sku":"16574636793952796847","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028273127738,"sku":"29390452994617687483","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Navy_14dc6148-b4dd-4832-b906-6eb47d7f181f.png?v=1772308469"},{"product_id":"vintage-camper-tee-shirt","title":"Vintage Camper Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53028303175994,"sku":"19106510396895641057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53028303438138,"sku":"83444492303928830354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53028303700282,"sku":"29372404483743722296","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53028303962426,"sku":"16263597960218886961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028304224570,"sku":"21466701923528337567","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028304486714,"sku":"29912124034214904640","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53028406722874,"sku":"91104138403136506225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53028406985018,"sku":"25360689433704555371","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53028407247162,"sku":"24402504449047420757","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53028407509306,"sku":"30651975291746003902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028407771450,"sku":"17227380600192077213","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028408033594,"sku":"10459165807470860491","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 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XL","offer_id":53028407443770,"sku":"32932384437419099544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53028407705914,"sku":"88363265983115134373","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53028407968058,"sku":"21922542476684037113","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Black_9b097cec-906a-4524-beb8-a3dabec3f63b.png?v=1772429472"},{"product_id":"his-paths-are-higher-tee-shirt","title":"His Paths Are Higher Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53084449997114,"sku":"30672953988955359456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53084450062650,"sku":"13572710552180887594","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53084450128186,"sku":"23306618929120429276","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53084450193722,"sku":"28514716337836746555","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53084450259258,"sku":"28702868893950028798","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53084450324794,"sku":"94604773200062859074","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53084449964346,"sku":"29037827517245053240","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53084450029882,"sku":"32152418336028466083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53084450095418,"sku":"27127625833625800060","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53084450160954,"sku":"15947962502639825068","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53084450226490,"sku":"18849565906944267448","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53084450292026,"sku":"53679247481106577480","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Forest_Green_-_His_Paths_are_Higher.png?v=1771993190"},{"product_id":"every-trail-is-holy-ground-tee-shirt","title":"Every Trail is Holy Ground Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53091238510906,"sku":"17783532528550299010","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53091238543674,"sku":"17524349887995292613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53091238576442,"sku":"10388246529658678120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53091238609210,"sku":"26050364732360841365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53091238641978,"sku":"23009622966273426740","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53091238674746,"sku":"13022984853596104360","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Every_Trail_is_Holy_Ground-_Sand.png?v=1772071057"},{"product_id":"hike-more-worry-less-tee-shirt","title":"Hike More Worry Less Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53093686772026,"sku":"74754686175214494193","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53093686903098,"sku":"16849850647798542948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53093687034170,"sku":"10662254241971649693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53093687165242,"sku":"46676161831190381512","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53093687296314,"sku":"15306096640287349119","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53093687427386,"sku":"20148204461868131822","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53093686870330,"sku":"20084078155785254156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53093687001402,"sku":"28484502280465457358","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53093687132474,"sku":"30655766659185117473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53093687263546,"sku":"17770601578250598802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53093687394618,"sku":"27851506759616213616","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53093687525690,"sku":"33915297538551511194","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53093686804794,"sku":"19471763290553654367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53093686935866,"sku":"84719204925853876462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53093687066938,"sku":"10913866804251881385","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53093687198010,"sku":"92604621469409346524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53093687329082,"sku":"22940295589549325853","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53093687460154,"sku":"14193489752657440575","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53093686837562,"sku":"56694477257678572772","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53093686968634,"sku":"17669177445274651538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53093687099706,"sku":"16894438849328396471","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53093687230778,"sku":"85864301288912424475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53093687361850,"sku":"16591332837870673804","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53093687492922,"sku":"75576100933774824998","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Natural_-_Hike_More_Worry_Less.png?v=1772140271"},{"product_id":"retired-tee-shirt-1","title":"Retired Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53094473400634,"sku":"19419504190225395300","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53094473531706,"sku":"12620151561541477884","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53094473662778,"sku":"15701425372219637828","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53094473793850,"sku":"19272923495517407937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53094473924922,"sku":"18363731782616567593","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53094474055994,"sku":"56724596626416134213","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53094473498938,"sku":"21013718257656960323","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53094473630010,"sku":"31380925673637778915","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53094473761082,"sku":"72755618906538617518","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53094473892154,"sku":"10743122167493792321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53094474023226,"sku":"98787062193260513368","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53094474154298,"sku":"96475674095607972206","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ S","offer_id":53094473466170,"sku":"14515322331815428652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ M","offer_id":53094473597242,"sku":"11160976020113974395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ L","offer_id":53094473728314,"sku":"24995156321595110981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ XL","offer_id":53094473859386,"sku":"15281274777751268005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53094473990458,"sku":"33341167271559356949","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53094474121530,"sku":"30953611021322175047","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53094473433402,"sku":"82666025604497206080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53094473564474,"sku":"60037864739897565388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53094473695546,"sku":"13113503896512018490","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53094473826618,"sku":"15474611608676633799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53094473957690,"sku":"81146813216419861564","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53094474088762,"sku":"27677355327017005863","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Navy_1A2237.png?v=1772158774"},{"product_id":"take-a-hike-tee-shirt","title":"Take a Hike Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53097032843578,"sku":"25629108906789542014","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53097032974650,"sku":"17677916874140843583","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53097033105722,"sku":"13976370282685745541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53097033236794,"sku":"15953665642063079699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097033367866,"sku":"17436928105894391418","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097033498938,"sku":"27471620184148566458","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53097032778042,"sku":"32152020989333910403","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53097032909114,"sku":"17279447431779523841","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53097033040186,"sku":"23537147274667064787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53097033171258,"sku":"26977275992539519639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097033302330,"sku":"89707442461986293840","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097033433402,"sku":"31069570002193178130","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53097032810810,"sku":"13120771994500131654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53097032941882,"sku":"19807913197108520986","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53097033072954,"sku":"20274249940421764943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53097033204026,"sku":"38267896755018563382","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097033335098,"sku":"38912955154646830023","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097033466170,"sku":"32248106157235867877","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53097032876346,"sku":"13255880780258254747","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53097033007418,"sku":"33555915404979869275","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53097033138490,"sku":"43083250664371295029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53097033269562,"sku":"12889713154545216844","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097033400634,"sku":"26624602700475752166","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097033531706,"sku":"21722757678546439124","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Sand_1ae4e37e-c58d-48a8-8674-c30e591162ac.png?v=1772223791"},{"product_id":"copy-of-not-lost-just-exploring-tee-shirt","title":"Not Lost Just Exploring Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53097201828154,"sku":"23811628912521025778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53097201959226,"sku":"13557958342873974727","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53097202090298,"sku":"27612809092294565722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53097202221370,"sku":"31851206578844151163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097202352442,"sku":"28343030554192736186","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097202483514,"sku":"33228870984289393869","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53097201893690,"sku":"21442471980583782313","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53097202024762,"sku":"88913570693616911231","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53097202155834,"sku":"15773748668326634115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53097202286906,"sku":"13293158790369040570","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097202417978,"sku":"15700559272961399160","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097202549050,"sku":"84021335115742744759","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53097201860922,"sku":"23324219584884068969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53097201991994,"sku":"78692019004489713443","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53097202123066,"sku":"10706032170181829914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53097202254138,"sku":"10413555461846755740","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097202385210,"sku":"26704486611601225028","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097202516282,"sku":"32926641467567643472","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53097201926458,"sku":"23188294871135059714","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53097202057530,"sku":"29705052889744897301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53097202188602,"sku":"31460393378587384042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53097202319674,"sku":"91628862119771230166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53097202450746,"sku":"10032558341983417762","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53097202581818,"sku":"16490727204472845298","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Natural_03f833de-bea3-42fd-a385-a3d663adf5a9.png?v=1772227330"},{"product_id":"be-nice-to-hikers-tee-shirt","title":"Be Nice To Hikers Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":53100384387386,"sku":"26854942792617702064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ M","offer_id":53100384551226,"sku":"10800970699141815420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ L","offer_id":53100384715066,"sku":"18343860933485785943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53100384878906,"sku":"11157459889162085699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53100385042746,"sku":"22485750226930228736","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53100385206586,"sku":"23949670666914880867","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":53100384354618,"sku":"12894802287800655094","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":53100384518458,"sku":"15991067402835505873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":53100384682298,"sku":"32481348978001605213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53100384846138,"sku":"28791155025581427173","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53100385009978,"sku":"52967920959492382131","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53100385173818,"sku":"11571137232787882349","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53100384321850,"sku":"33996869055624966254","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53100384485690,"sku":"33715294553273980480","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53100384649530,"sku":"52827704915074979318","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53100384813370,"sku":"32380532195626456467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53100384977210,"sku":"77656870147916225244","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53100385141050,"sku":"15541360056608801349","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53100384289082,"sku":"10870824232229663202","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53100384452922,"sku":"40614265347251010307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53100384616762,"sku":"10080867769346398018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53100384780602,"sku":"22768343792648518227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53100384944442,"sku":"57295922343293600045","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53100385108282,"sku":"24727890270091845513","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Stone_Blue_f871cb2f-2915-41b4-b602-3bdd241ff0ad.png?v=1772259125"},{"product_id":"be-nice-to-hikers-tee-shirt-1","title":"Be Nice to Hikers Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53105013817658,"sku":"11466141445345160937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53105013981498,"sku":"22254805309016078890","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53105014145338,"sku":"86126388636185815025","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53105014309178,"sku":"26742913888008604725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105014473018,"sku":"12331649613851061142","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105014636858,"sku":"16248221352542301936","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 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XL","offer_id":53105014374714,"sku":"32894112821429470689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105014538554,"sku":"28242343796683339958","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105014702394,"sku":"23401605613940689080","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Black_81e91904-137e-411c-b380-5c1a3bfc54e7.png?v=1772395297"},{"product_id":"walk-on-tee-shirt","title":"Walk On Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53105103307066,"sku":"22728436745398447548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53105103470906,"sku":"29238837188695907937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53105103634746,"sku":"19410142699395714776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53105103798586,"sku":"16186907910279480937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105103962426,"sku":"82454663876107622680","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105104126266,"sku":"19952437822890942637","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53105177657658,"sku":"23706625826394139943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53105177821498,"sku":"14188789472169272102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53105177985338,"sku":"64294887403350374577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53105178149178,"sku":"15706559722399132896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105178313018,"sku":"46101870284459322457","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105178476858,"sku":"20099259783715383903","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53105309483322,"sku":"34951051310498263940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53105309516090,"sku":"14877612255866723662","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53105309548858,"sku":"31886087382005804044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53105309581626,"sku":"25777885008159068028","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53105309614394,"sku":"14947657548119560062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53105309647162,"sku":"18912366447315579524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53105309679930,"sku":"22248117571831103446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53105309712698,"sku":"31098319316800668944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53105309745466,"sku":"31382381344842020204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53105309778234,"sku":"22760107354302276611","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53105309811002,"sku":"12219994182033047652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53105309843770,"sku":"30766502368044258639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53105309876538,"sku":"28482768561225017383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53105309909306,"sku":"59029910918572292660","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53105309942074,"sku":"12990820074886914959","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53105309974842,"sku":"28981282760946939366","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105310007610,"sku":"24389123562547994106","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105310040378,"sku":"19388449563552850186","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105310073146,"sku":"20324095011684512664","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105310105914,"sku":"11042766642081155357","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105310138682,"sku":"32072126421966176800","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105310171450,"sku":"31034145431389763584","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105310204218,"sku":"28756520359809611211","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105310236986,"sku":"25490153570811047706","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Navy_576a25a3-7210-4ff0-90a9-d19ae4efff32.png?v=1772405003"},{"product_id":"boot-prints-tee-shirt","title":"Boot Prints Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53105462149434,"sku":"24109359620191493837","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53105462313274,"sku":"19309618438984729027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53105462477114,"sku":"30659056246901518903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53105462640954,"sku":"16738438231695530544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105462804794,"sku":"47653448546880552426","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105462968634,"sku":"73850066332930645535","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":53105676878138,"sku":"20536765631259052448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":53105677009210,"sku":"14844144790960119862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":53105677140282,"sku":"16873081734410437750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":53105677271354,"sku":"66856568425792279631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105677402426,"sku":"11264710107085336953","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105677533498,"sku":"27597560489496955150","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53105676812602,"sku":"13060020512495248270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53105676943674,"sku":"30674600704801969138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53105677074746,"sku":"48567963908140828115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53105677205818,"sku":"51486697730601234095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105677336890,"sku":"29145424955913259672","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105677467962,"sku":"63731230159943740442","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":53105676910906,"sku":"18219941109156816634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":53105677041978,"sku":"10959209799998044918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":53105677173050,"sku":"10740046643720879002","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53105677304122,"sku":"25749258911675836901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105677435194,"sku":"17420234579078187253","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105677566266,"sku":"14046704434796292723","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53105676845370,"sku":"13773825375642289530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53105676976442,"sku":"14058607205571726876","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53105677107514,"sku":"17244445660771934388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53105677238586,"sku":"29594551615967636522","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105677369658,"sku":"31643899625110862639","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105677500730,"sku":"98161686138953091142","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Heather_Saphire.png?v=1772420483"},{"product_id":"responsibility-ends-here-tee-shirt-1","title":"Responsibility Ends Here Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ S","offer_id":53105790550330,"sku":"33590027315763612853","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ M","offer_id":53105790681402,"sku":"92206190815782447803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ L","offer_id":53105790812474,"sku":"12292900981559772693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ XL","offer_id":53105790943546,"sku":"13957439803070696109","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105791074618,"sku":"30755075296457651893","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105791205690,"sku":"72975145495014331795","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53105790517562,"sku":"26363613117787836951","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53105790648634,"sku":"10510709261155911403","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53105790779706,"sku":"21608517516032663903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53105790910778,"sku":"16200892129408956798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105791041850,"sku":"19343904311332084024","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105791172922,"sku":"22918370945271615164","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53105790484794,"sku":"11008698022372429110","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53105790615866,"sku":"31282695126668944462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53105790746938,"sku":"24307894583432145523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53105790878010,"sku":"60453902037056658784","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105791009082,"sku":"64435679476683120295","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105791140154,"sku":"95032864614505086994","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53105790583098,"sku":"60148459137179196238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53105790714170,"sku":"31595078902465949075","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53105790845242,"sku":"33808084162424159966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53105790976314,"sku":"26526282902329873632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53105791107386,"sku":"15355173540857351073","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53105791238458,"sku":"24582765731328967076","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/CardinalRed.png?v=1772421947"},{"product_id":"trail-geezer-tee-shirt","title":"Trail Geezer 54 Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53106345541946,"sku":"23194224893517425334","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53106345705786,"sku":"16660126881792070684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53106345869626,"sku":"95460402072403787541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53106346033466,"sku":"11179917594068593759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53106346197306,"sku":"21342926587604424924","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53106346361146,"sku":"22761598665586030910","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53106345607482,"sku":"79500224253391284657","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53106345771322,"sku":"26887353331926954173","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53106345935162,"sku":"28869623877638254484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53106346099002,"sku":"25346807820123864353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53106346262842,"sku":"54106631058579245758","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53106346426682,"sku":"16468426053051362658","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53106345574714,"sku":"18951255981895959937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53106345738554,"sku":"17365792469771960533","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53106345902394,"sku":"81603707084146994938","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53106346066234,"sku":"53730136579933534002","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53106346230074,"sku":"31967784402441430536","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53106346393914,"sku":"73887296668074633393","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":53106345640250,"sku":"27355319233913424941","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":53106345804090,"sku":"60411799495590561381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":53106345967930,"sku":"17534476122776167832","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":53106346131770,"sku":"35576657641821557610","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":53106346295610,"sku":"98257678422387995918","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":53106346459450,"sku":"23102925997569647900","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53106345509178,"sku":"10414041090464986622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53106345673018,"sku":"74967203839619687887","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53106345836858,"sku":"85681983191002046671","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53106346000698,"sku":"18799105298246402505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53106346164538,"sku":"53946646182720618634","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53106346328378,"sku":"63875064667919916444","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Black_734b3555-ede8-4daa-bfe5-ffd7f40edd34.png?v=1772430008"},{"product_id":"retired-hiking-my-own-path-tee-shirt","title":"Retired - Hiking My Own Path Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53112286773562,"sku":"57651640809689704929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53112286970170,"sku":"26413574717391210571","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53112287166778,"sku":"23401603683070476186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53112287363386,"sku":"29324715646270381609","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53112287559994,"sku":"15365924775351841760","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53116398469434,"sku":"88304322419581254495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53116398502202,"sku":"13586275114665115175","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53116398534970,"sku":"24100636321160425980","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53116398567738,"sku":"31609916923625343379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":53116398600506,"sku":"33171151262441056482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53116398633274,"sku":"30685251992043589809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53116398666042,"sku":"28179113882497405859","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53116398698810,"sku":"44183924026759414043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53116398731578,"sku":"81445395292458477390","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":53116398764346,"sku":"22036683950089284029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53116398797114,"sku":"26539806359389205897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53116398829882,"sku":"22380413851265457643","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53116398862650,"sku":"30959967948911388894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53116398895418,"sku":"21482153783165918503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":53116398928186,"sku":"25726088259262043651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53116398960954,"sku":"14063228907202280533","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53116398993722,"sku":"13116024550883092764","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53116399026490,"sku":"23576024908666298659","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53116399059258,"sku":"85546128742744193724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":53116399092026,"sku":"21805414739234885694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53116399124794,"sku":"23368441032502864995","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53116399157562,"sku":"33398512282709698608","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53116399190330,"sku":"30074273594087121716","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53116399223098,"sku":"18990843833695256834","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":53116399255866,"sku":"19136164035720045237","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53116399288634,"sku":"77443292719376506258","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53116399321402,"sku":"27253676780063224875","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53116399354170,"sku":"23112099013171138717","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53116399386938,"sku":"21563635037824152421","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":53116399419706,"sku":"16883958382378808133","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/Sport_Grey_15e87ba2-4c56-4982-a4cb-d18243975ee5.png?v=1772653148"},{"product_id":"retired-trail-blazer-tee-shirt","title":"Retired - Trail Blazer Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? Use a pressing\n cloth or flip it inside out – melted designs aren't a vibe\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e This shirt works as hard as a tortoise (meaning it takes its sweet time\nbut gets there eventually). Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cornsilk \/ S","offer_id":53116731490618,"sku":"29765492896808714605","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ M","offer_id":53116731687226,"sku":"21986502287057577311","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ L","offer_id":53116731883834,"sku":"10421083930139284225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ XL","offer_id":53116732080442,"sku":"23472696760672959791","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 2XL","offer_id":53116732277050,"sku":"11970605145607490167","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 3XL","offer_id":53116732440890,"sku":"32082667851602792085","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53117564879162,"sku":"24731867194890832779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53117564911930,"sku":"82682638982387691777","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53117564944698,"sku":"27386539933835896265","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53117564977466,"sku":"23462396114672083906","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":53117565010234,"sku":"24636071401117899438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53117565043002,"sku":"19048268428721956051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 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Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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Treat it right, and it'll outlast your New Year's\nresolutions.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":53118276632890,"sku":"28999028580583275132","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":53118276796730,"sku":"19552126210610530709","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":53118276960570,"sku":"17250349400443040860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":53118277124410,"sku":"70072848110599873148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":53118277288250,"sku":"18687190444596996669","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 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style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New 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align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n 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style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, 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Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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3XL","offer_id":53118417273146,"sku":"22937591757608679305","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53118417305914,"sku":"21290587918143377300","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/9007\/8266\/files\/SportGrey_46b5c78b-77ad-436a-b51f-21195b84ba57.png?v=1772690761"},{"product_id":"take-a-hike-tee-shirt-1","title":"Take a HIke Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eMeet the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee – your\nnew trail companion that gets it. This isn't your average flimsy shirt\nthat gives up after two washes. We're talking 100% ring-spun cotton\nsoftness (because chafing is nobody's friend),  but tougher than your\nuncle's hiking stories.. This lightweight legend feels like you've owned it for\nyears, minus the weird stains and questionable memories. Classic crew neck that\nsays \"I'm outdoorsy\" without screaming \"I haven't showered in\nthree days.\" Ethically sourced US cotton, shipped from the USA by folks who\nget it.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eLaundry 101: Don't Be a Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eCold water only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – hot water is for pasta, not\n premium cotton\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTurn inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – save the graphic, impress your\n future self\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – treat it nice, it's had a long\n journey\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eMight bleed on first wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – keep it away from anything\n white and precious like your wedding clothes\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – high heat shrinks shirts and\n dreams, patience pays off (also: snacks while you wait)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003eDrying: The Less Exciting Part\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eAir dry like a champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – shrinkage is real, folks\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eLow heat only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – your dryer isn't a sauna\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo2;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eRemove immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e – wrinkles are the enemy of\n looking effortlessly cool\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;text-align:center;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e\n\n\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\nline-height:normal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;\nmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:\nnone'\u003ePro Tips From People Who've Learned the Hard Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\nmso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eBleach is banned – we don't make\n the rules (we do, actually)\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eFabric softener? Nope – keeps the\n shirt's natural charm\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n line-height:normal;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo3;tab-stops:list .5in\"\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family:\"Times New Roman\",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ligatures:none'\u003eIroning a graphic? 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